Let me touch you!!!

I feel like I want to scream that. In fact, pretty soon I might scream that. I mean actually scream that.
What the hell?! I had no idea that her being pregnant would make her an Untouchable. She's always been very... good to me in that respect, but now she can't even be touched at all. When I get close at night she literally pushes me away! I can't even, like, put my arm over her. "I'm too sore! It hurts!" Yeah, me too, honey. But in a different way.
Of course, we're both grateful for the continued signs that she is, indeed, pregnant. And she keeps telling me this is just a phase. Please, let it be just a phase...